Wise human Nick Offerman reads more shower thoughts, hurts your brain

So much wisdom, so much beard...
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Annie Colbert
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Prepare your brain for an exercise in "woah."

In a long history of wise men with untamed beards, Nick Offerman might be the wisest. (Sorry, President Lincoln and Mr. Gyllenhaal.) The grizzled purveyor of dead-pan humor and finely crafted wood returns for a second installment of Shower Thoughts.


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In this mind-tickling sequel, Offerman shares profound views on sex, candy and beef jerky -- the essentials, really.

And, if your brain handled the 10 thoughts above without melting, consider this bonus tidbit:

Nick Offerman is the co-producer of The Seer: A Portrait of Wendall Berry, a documentary from filmmaker Laura Dunn that recently won a Special Jury Prize for Visual Design at SXSW. 

Special thanks to Megan Amram, Sam Means, Dave King, Andrea Romano and the Internet for providing the genius thoughts.

BONUS: Nick Offerman's Original Shower Thoughts


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Annie Colbert
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Annie Colbert* is the Executive Editor at Mashable.

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