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The 'No guy has all 3' meme has the internet searching for the perfect man

Deep down, we all just want a guy with a Wii remote, the nunchuck, and the Motion Plus.

Andy Moser

on October 7, 2019

The "No guy has all 3" meme is searching in vain for the perfect guy on Twitter.

Users are listing their perfect trifecta and putting men everywhere on blast for not not having it. If they're strong in one area, chances are they're falling short in others.

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If a man has abs and a nice car, they probably don't have decision-making skills. You'd also be lucky to find any of the three vital mats in a man's bathroom.

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The meme has also twisted itself in a number of beautiful ways to incorporate everything from Twilight to Beauty and the Beast.

You want the third one above all else!

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I'm just out here looking for my Nathan

These are the basic necessities of life, fellas. Get a clue.

Bonus if his family kicks ass at baseball

On some level, we're all just looking for Gaston

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Andy Moser

Andy is a fellow on Mashable's Culture team. He graduated with a B.S. from the University of North Florida in 2018 and moved to New York to pursue journalism in culture and entertainment. He can (and will) talk for too long about Star Wars and movies in general. His fear of stinging insects and 80+ degree weather will keep him inside forever. He wishes he were shorter.