This Twitter thread will make anyone who's ever sat in a work meeting cringe so hard

"Let's take a step back."
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This Twitter thread will make anyone who's ever sat in a work meeting cringe so hard
Here are some people at a work meeting, most likely talking about synergy. Credit: Getty Images

Whenever you spend a lot of time in a confined space with a group of people, it's not uncommon for a new language to develop.

Slang. Shorthand. Odd sayings. It happens all the time. Normally it's fine.

Not in offices, though.

In the workplace -- particularly in meetings -- this kind of thing happens far, far too much.

Comedian Adam Hess recently opened a can of worms when he made just such an observation.

Soon, Hess' mentions were packed to the brim with people highlighting other, similarly meaningless phrases they'd heard wheeled out in the workplace.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

We need to put all these sayings in the bin, asap.

Our synergy depends on it.

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Sam Haysom

Sam Haysom is the Deputy UK Editor for Mashable. He covers entertainment and online culture, and writes horror fiction in his spare time.

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