Office worker tells harrowing chimichanga experience, then offers them to coworkers

You know that moment when a friend says "This food doesn't taste very good. Do you want the rest of it?"

Well one office worker just took that to the next level.

An Imgur user anonymously uploaded a photo of a passionate note a workmate allegedly attached to the office freezer after regretfully eating an El Monterey chimichanga.

CARD ID: 57523, CARD TYPE: Imgur

Here's the full text:

Within this freezer is a bag of individually wrapped chimichangas. There is one missing and that is only because I believed, with every fiber of my being, the picture was accurate and they would be tasty and filling.

My tastebuds and my digestive track were not prepared for what transpired within my defeated body due to my egregiously incorrect assumption and regretted consumption.

For whatever brave soul may exist within the hallowed halls of the 29th floor, these are yours. You can share them, you can consume one or all (may God have mercy on your colon), you can even throw them away to save your fellow workmates from what I assure is nothing your enemy would ever deserve.

We can only imagine the horror that attacked their "tastebuds and...digestive track."

The food poisoning survivor goes on to offer the remaining chimichangas to any "brave souls" working on the 29th floor, but they more strongly suggest throwing them away.

Hopefully the 29th floor had comfortable bathrooms.

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