World's oldest cat Corduroy takes life and business very seriously
Welcome to the boardroom. Mr. Corduroy is waiting.
Corduroy, 26, is the world's oldest cat. He's been alive since 1989, which means he's older than Home Alone, older than Depeche Mode's Violator and the same age as Taylor Swift.
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And if Corduroy's Instagram is any indication, he's spent those 26 years holding very serious business meetings.
Seriously. If you're planning to negotiate with this cat, you'd better work on your steely face.
Do you think Corduroy the cat has ever lost an argument? On second thought, don't ask him; we're too nervous.
But even Corduroy knows how to let loose and get a little crazy. Occasionally, he will go for a short, stone-faced jaunt in the park.
Very fun.
PSA: Do not try to fool Corduroy with a fake mouse. If you do ... we wish you the best of luck.
It's been an honor to make eye contact with you, Corduroy.
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Chloe was the shopping editor at Mashable. She was also previously a culture reporter. You can follow her on Twitter at @chloebryan.
