HELP I read Pamela Anderson's blog about her bae Julian Assange and now I need CPR

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HELP I read Pamela Anderson's blog about her bae Julian Assange and now I need CPR
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Actress Pamela Anderson and super shady WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange are A Thing.

If this paring is news to you, rest assured this is no prank, but a mystery the universe has been unraveling before our eyes for some time now.

And now, the '90s bombshell has opened up about her love for Assange in sprawling blog post about Sweden, H&M, the book she's writing, sexism, PETA and sensuality ("a sexy kindness"). She loves sensuality! For further reading on the subject, check out her October 2016 blog post, "A Sensual Vote."

As we have known from her Baywatch days, Anderson loves whistles and whistle blowing. So, of course, she loves whistle blowers.

I am getting more involved with The Courage foundation Who helps to defend whistleblowers ... like Edward Snowden, Chelsea Manning and Julian Assange

-My relationship with Julian

-It's no secret,

He is one of my favorite people- and He might be the most famous, most politicized refugee of our time. Famous for being persecuted. Famous for being persecuted is not a position of power but a position of vulnerability.

Anderson goes on to implore Sweden to resist the United States' arrest warrant for Assange, insisting that it makes perfect sense considering how many women in Sweden are vegan -- seriously, this is the logic she puts forth.

You really do just need to read the whole thing. It's quite the journey.

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Tricia Gilbride

Tricia Gilbride was a Reporter for Mashable Watercooler. Tricia focused on the intersection of celebrity culture and the Internet. Previously, she worked as a fashion writer and a social media manager. She also edits Women-Artists.org, a blog and annual print publication, and looks exactly like her cat.

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