Pearl Jam sang a nice little song about Donald Trump's dick size

Eddie Vedder dedicates the end of "Wishlist" to the presidential hopeful.
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When Pearl Jam kicked off its tour in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, in April, frontman Eddie Vedder spent a portion of it in a Donald Turmp mask, poking brilliant fun of the presidential hopeful during a performance of "Do The Evolution." And it looks like he isn't letting up.

During one of two stops at New York's Madison Square Garden Tuesday night -- the same night that Ted Cruz dropped out of the race -- Vedder dedicated the end of "Wishlist" to a takedown of Donald Trump and Donald Trump's penis. 

Here are the lyrics:


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Even I’d be better than some of these men.

Fuck Donald Trump ...

It’s like his penis gets smaller every time he says 'huge.'

I like Hillary but I can feel the Bern.

All you young voters it’s time you were heard.

Please don’t stop don’t ever give up.

In case you've forgotten, Donald Trump once used his time on live television at a Republican debate to assure everyone that no one, especially Marco Rubio, should be questioning the size of his penis. 

"He hit my hands. Nobody has ever hit my hands. Are they small hands?" he said, holding up his hands, relatively normal-sized for his body.  "And he referred to my hands — if they’re small something else must be small. I guarantee you there’s no problem, I guarantee you."

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