President Trump left TripAdvisor reviews for the Middle East and just, wow

"Vatican: Carpeting was old."
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Heather Dockray
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President Trump left TripAdvisor reviews for the Middle East and just, wow
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President Trump wants to voice his opinions on the Middle East and no, not through some archaic Washington-insider liberal elitist speech.

The man wants to communicate his worldview the best way he knows how -- by yelling on the internet. Returning from his trip in the Middle East, the president has graciously left behind his TripAdvisor reviews for each and every country he visited. Trump got the travel bug!

Who needs pesky press pools when we can have the president color in fun little stars instead?

It's about time that the presidency dumped anachronistic policy briefings in favor of going mobile.

Below are his reviews, published here for the very first time.

1. Murabba Palace

(Riyadh, Saudi Arabia)

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"Here I am with my new best friends. What a great city! Credit: Bandar Algaloud / Saudi Royal Council / Handout/Anadolu Agency/Getty Images)

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2. Global Center for Combating Extremism (Riyadh, Saudia Arabia)

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"Some of the largest TVs in the world." Credit: AP/REX/Shutterstock
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3. Masada (Israel)

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"This is dumb" -- President Donald J Trump Credit: menahem kahana/AFP/Getty Images
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4. Yad Vashem, Israel's official memorial to victims of the Holocaust (Jerusalem, Israel)

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They have this great guestbook at the front Credit: gali tibbon/AFP/Getty Images
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5. The Wailing Wall (Jerusalem, Israel)

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Credit: mandel ngan/AFP/Getty Images
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6. The Vatican (Vatican City)

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He's a good guy, but not exactly photogenic, you know? Credit: evan vucci/AFP/Getty Images
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7. NATO Headquarters (Brussels, Belgium)

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Look at that flag display. Sad! Credit: paul o'driscoll/Getty Images

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8. Taormina (Sicily, Italy)

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Credit: santi visalli/Getty Images
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Heather Dockray

Heather was the Web Trends reporter at Mashable NYC. Prior to joining Mashable, Heather wrote regularly for UPROXX and GOOD Magazine, was published in The Daily Dot and VICE, and had her work featured in Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mic, and Gawker. She loves small terrible dogs and responsible driving. Follow her on Twitter @wear_a_helmet.

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