Genius chart explains how you should vote in the presidential election

Are you unsure about who should be your candidate? Then this chart's for you!
 By 
Heather Dockray
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Why bother reading the "actual" news about the most important election of our time -- when you can have it all explained to you in a tweet?

A chart, which has gone viral on Twitter over the past couple hours, attempts to explain the 2016 presidential election to 'dummies'. It's tongue-in-cheek but painfully accurate, especially when it comes to the whole, "women as people" divide.


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If Jesus "is coming back," and you estimate by next week, then Ted Cruz is your candidate. 

If sh*t is working, but you think women are human, then pull the lever for Hillary Clinton.

John Kasich -- the seemingly kind and avuncular Governor of Ohio who defunded Planned Parenthood -- is the perfect candidate if you think life is hunky-dory, but you also kinda hate women.

Wanna blame innocent Muslims for poverty and inequality? Then Trump's the cando for you. 

The tweet was authored concerned citizen Chris Lay. 

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Heather Dockray

Heather was the Web Trends reporter at Mashable NYC. Prior to joining Mashable, Heather wrote regularly for UPROXX and GOOD Magazine, was published in The Daily Dot and VICE, and had her work featured in Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mic, and Gawker. She loves small terrible dogs and responsible driving. Follow her on Twitter @wear_a_helmet.

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