Your hero Rihanna fell off a swan float to save her glass of wine

Bitch better have my Merlot.
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Tricia Gilbride
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Vacations are a great opportunity to take a look at your life and remember what's important, like wine.

And so when Rihanna, in the middle of soaking up the sun on her swan float -- a required activity for all celebrities -- realized that she was losing her balance, her priorities were clear. RiRi gloriously emerged like Aphrodite from the water, wine glass in hand.



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When wine is not in danger of being poisoned by chlorine, though, Rihanna has no issue balancing on her swan float.


When Rihanna is caught in the rain with her wine, she certainly protects it with her umbrella, glad they still have each other.

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Tricia Gilbride

Tricia Gilbride was a Reporter for Mashable Watercooler. Tricia focused on the intersection of celebrity culture and the Internet. Previously, she worked as a fashion writer and a social media manager. She also edits Women-Artists.org, a blog and annual print publication, and looks exactly like her cat.

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