Everything you missed from the Rio Olympics Opening Ceremony

The Rio Olympics kicked off on Friday. Here's what you missed.
 By 
Brian Koerber
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Everything you missed from the Rio Olympics Opening Ceremony
People watch fireworks exploding over the Maracana stadium, from the favela Mangueira, during the opening ceremony of the Rio 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro on August 5, 2016. Credit: AFP/Getty Images

After much anticipation and plenty of problems, the Rio 2106 Olympics Opening Ceremony kicked off on Friday night.

But don't worry -- if you happened to have a life and missed the thrilling ceremony, we've got everything you missed right here.

From thermal blankets to creepy spiders, here's all the action from the opening ceremony of the 2016 Rio Olympics. (Note: These are all totally accurate descriptions.)


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1. Thermal blankets

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2. Fireworks, duh

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3. Russian athlete's urine samples

4. A big paper plate

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5. Massive spiders

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6. The Matrix

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7. A sweet weave

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Credit: KIRILL KUDRYAVTSEV/AFP/Getty Images

8. Parkour!

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9. It was actually pretty sweet

10. Gisele Bündchen walked

11. Then there was basically a rave

12. There was fisting

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13. And a big cock

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14. There were wigs

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15. Each country was led in by bicycle

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16. There were really big cheese graters

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17. Thankfully, there was dabbing

18. And a beautiful man, covered in oil

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19. Of course the rings were also revealed

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Brian Koerber

Brian was the Culture Editor and has been working at Mashable on the web culture desk since 2014.

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