Here's 10 of the most brutal jokes about Ann Coulter from 'The Roast of Rob Lowe'

"Ann's against gay marriage. What's your thinking on that? If I can't get a husband, they shouldn't, either?"
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Comedy Central's annual roast on Monday night was ostensibly about Rob Lowe -- he of the infamous sex tape, failed pilots and a perfect, ageless face. But the real star (err, victim) of The Roast of Rob Lowe was without a doubt Ann Coulter.

The other roasters -- David Spade, Pete Davidson, Jewel (?!) and more -- clearly loved Lowe. The same could not be said of their thoughts about the right-wing pundit.

Check out a few of the most brutal jabs from the proceedings below.


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"Why is Ann Coulter here tonight? Because the right-to-lifers wanted everyone to see what an abortion looks like up close." -- Rob Lowe

"Ann Coulter, if you're here, who is scaring the crows away from our crops?" -- Pete Davidson

"Last year we had Martha Stewart, who sells sheets, and now we have Ann Coulter, who cuts eyeholes in them." -- Pete Davidson

"Ann seems stiff and conservative, but she gets wild in the sheets -- just ask the Klan." -- David Spade

"Ann Coulter is one of the most repugnant, hateful bitches alive -- but it's not too late to change, Ann. You could kill yourself." -- Jimmy Carr

"I just realized I'm not the only athlete up here. As you all know, earlier this year Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby." -- Peyton Manning

"Ann Coulter has written 11 books, 12 if you count Mein Kampf." -- Nikki Glaser

"The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave." -- Nikki Glaser

"Is Pete white? Is he black? Ann Coulter needs to know, so she can decide if she hates him." -- David Spade

"As a feminist, I can't support everything that's being said up here tonight. But as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I'm delighted." -- Jewel

Twitter quickly noticed how not pleased Ann was during all of this.

You can watch her response below. Crazy that openly hawking her pro-Trump book and making jokes about Pete Davidson being biracial didn't land.

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