Trump's Twitter by the numbers, one year after Mueller's appointment

Even though America feels like a never-ending dumpster fire, Thursday May 17, 2018 marks the one-year anniversary of Robert Mueller being appointed as special counsel in the investigation into possible collusion between Russia and the Trump campaign during the 2016 presidential election.

You know the theory about how there are no clocks or windows in casinos so gamblers will lose track of time? That's where we are now in America in 2018: so much stuff has happened, so many distractions and noises and angry scuffles that we have no idea what day it is.

In the last year, enough news has happened to make our heads all spin off a hundred times over and Trump himself has contributed to that feeling via his Twitter account.

So, to celebrate a year of Robert Mueller being back in our daily lives, here are some helpful Trump Twitter stats plus a few additional notes.

Enjoy.

Number of times he's tweeted "NO COLLUSION:" 30

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Number of times he's tweeted about Russia: 50

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Number of times he's tweeted about Putin: 10

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Number of times he’s tweeted "NO OBSTRUCTION:" 18

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Number of times he's tweeted "WITCH HUNT:" 35

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Number of times he's tweeted about Comey: 48

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Number of times he's tweeted about Fake News: 55

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Number of visits to one of his clubs: 83

Number of times he's gone golfing: 72

Number of times he's tweeted "LOSER:" 9

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Number of times he's tweeted about Hillary Clinton: 49

Number of times he's tweeted "HOAX:" 12

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Number of times he endorsed alleged sexual predator Roy Moore: 10

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Number of tweets where he talks about firing someone: 22

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Number of times he's tweeted about Puerto Rico's revised death count: 0

Number of tweets where he condemned the massacre of the Rohingya community:

Number of tweets he dedicated to LGBT pride month: 0

Number of tweets he used to thank James Shaw Jr., Waffle House hero:

Number of tweets that don't make the rational majority of the United States sad, frightened, scared, angry, resentful, terrified, or just deeply, profoundly embarrassed: 0.

Happy Mueller investigation anniversary, everyone!