Ryan Reynolds crashes 'SNL' Weekend Update to make a bunch of sex jokes

And to hang out with his ex-wife's fiancé.
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Chloe Bryan
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Ryan Reynolds was really around during the latest Saturday Night Live. After he crashed Will Ferrell's opening monologue, he popped up again during "Weekend Update" -- this time to wear a bright orange vest and make what seemed like thousands of sex jokes.

Reynolds plays a character named "Guy Who Knows the Owner," which is also known as a wealthy asshole. He's joined by fellow wealthy asshole "Guy Who Just Bought a Boat," who is played by Alex Moffat. Together, they turn each wholesome and nice thing about Thanksgiving into a viscerally upsetting innuendo under the guise of "dating tips."

"Slide some Land O'Lakes under the skin to make that white meat wet," Moffat says at one point. Disturbing!


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Reynolds's contributions go a little less smoothly than Moffat's. "Play your cards tight and she'll slip off her Louboutin pumps and play a little under-the-table footsie that'll have her saying 'Is that a giant, old, soft decaying banana in your pants or are you just not interested to see me?'" he says.

"That's what she'll say?" replies Colin Jost (who — fun fact — is engaged to Reynolds's ex-wife, Scarlett Johansson).

Reynolds did make it through the entire segment without mentioning Aviation Gin.

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Chloe was the shopping editor at Mashable. She was also previously a culture reporter. You can follow her on Twitter at @chloebryan.

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