Oh hell yeah, look how big this turtle is
Damn, you guys gotta get a look at this turtle.
Two people from New Zealand were on a boat and they saw this big turtle and filmed it. Good on those two because wow, I would not have believed them if they didn't have it on camera.
I mean, hell yeah at the size of this thing. Throw some wheels on this guy and you've got a Toyota Camry, you know what I mean? You could eat a Thanksgiving dinner with your whole family on the back of this guy.
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Pippa Partington and her husband Craig spotted the turtle (a leatherback sea turtle, to be exact) off the coast of Mangawhai on December 6.
Dang.
Topics Animals
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