Wow, Sean Spicer's breakup playlist sure tells us a lot

Fill your mouth with gum and have a listen.
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Chloe Bryan
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Wow, Sean Spicer's breakup playlist sure tells us a lot
Darling, don't cry. Credit: Mashable composite/Chip Somodevilla/getty/ shutterstock

Ending a relationship hurts -- even if you're the one who initiated the breakup.

That's why former White House press secretary Sean Spicer is making the most of this 100% real breakup playlist, and with good reason -- it's perfect for the brokenhearted lover who lied and defended months of unconscionable bullshit before finally resigning over a new hire he did not like.

So plug in your headphones, friends (or turn on your GD AirPods), and imagine Spicey stumbling out of the White House, a cardboard box filled with loose sticks of gum in his arms. He is gone. He is out. And to remember him, we have but this playlist:

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Chloe Bryan

Chloe was the shopping editor at Mashable. She was also previously a culture reporter. You can follow her on Twitter at @chloebryan.

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