Seattle gas station's funny signs almost make filling up your tank painless

If you're going to follow a gas station Twitter account today, make it this one.
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Max Knoblauch
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This Seattle gas station and convenience store is dedicated to the craft of funny signs. 

Since 2005, Seattle Propane at Wallingford Chevron has been putting jokes, puns and funny observations on the sign outside of their building once a week. 


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Many of the signs are photographed and uploaded to a dedicated Facebook page and Twitter account.

If you're going to follow a gas station Twitter account today, make it this one.






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Max Knoblauch

Max Knoblauch is the Assistant Humor Editor in the NYC office. He is a journalist, comedian and illustrator. More humor and art by Max can be found on his website.Follow him @MaxKnoblauch

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