Will this list of sexual cartoon bees finally convince you to start applying for jobs?
Why sexy bees? I don't know. Why are you here when you should be on LinkedIn? Leave us alone.
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Everyone has that one weird thing about them. Sometimes that thing is looking at sultry bee drawings. But, on the other hand, most everyone needs a job.
That's why we've compiled a list of inappropriately-drawn cartoon bees, but we hope this doesn't distract you from your job search.
Why sexy bees? I don't know. Why are you here when you should be on LinkedIn? Leave us alone.
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Regardless, we hope this hot bee collection finally convinces you to pursue your career goals.
We hope there are other tabs open on your computer with job listings.
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Don't tell us you're working on a "personal project" right now. Maybe take a moment and write up some cover letters.
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Look, we just want you to start respecting yourself. If you're looking through a collection of sexual bee drawings, you can at least check out that job opening at CBS.
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Listen, this is my job to do this. It's your job to start putting yourself out there. Don't worry about being underemployed, it's money for now so you don't have to dig into your savings.
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Do not look at this next bee, it is extraordinarily inappropriate. You could be doing something better.
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Like, are we crazy? You're here. We even added a small briefcase to this bee. We're just trying to help you help yourself.
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Please tell us you paused in the middle of this list to send in some applications.
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