10 'sexy' Halloween costumes that offend the animal kingdom
Pretty much anything goes.
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The working formula for Halloween costume retailers the world over is as follows: pick a noun and find a way to make it sexy.
The question of which nouns doesn't seem to phase mass-market costume designers. If it exists in the world, there's a way to make it work. Want to dress as an invasive species this year? Sexy goldfish is a fitting choice.
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Try not to cringe too hard at these aggressively unsexy attempts at sexy animal costumes.
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1. Goldfish
Regular goldfish
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2. Lobsters
Regular cooked lobster
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3. Deer
Regular deer
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4. Bears
Regular black bear
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5. Reindeer
Regular reindeer
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6. Peacocks
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7. Raccoons
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8. Wolves
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9. Ladybugs
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10. Clownfish
Regular clownfish
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