We've shortened the height of these attractive celebrities so you can scroll through them before your boss sees
You know what this is.
We have precious little time, so it's best to keep the explanation short: you need to look at hot celebs, you're at work. This is the only option we've got.
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Alright, we have to do this quickly. Don’t worry, you’ll be done with this in no time!
Hopefully this picture of Will Smith still holds up.
Okay, sure, this didn't turn out great, but the shorter version of Chris Pine is a small price to pay for maintaining an annual income.
Look, we know this isn't ideal. Don't talk to me about what's ideal. If we didn't need jobs, we wouldn't need to talk about ideal. It's either you look at this picture of a squished Chris Hemsworth, or you look at no celebs at all. Which world do you want to be a part of?
We get it. Normally you'd want a picture of Idris Elba at his normal height, but we're doing the best we can here. Do you want to know what it's like to be unemployed? Yeah, that's what we thought.
We know he's almost definitely unrecognizable, but we wanted to add Dev Patel. By making him even shorter, you got two hot pics for the price of one. You're welcome.
Small Christian Bale may look like a 13-year-old, but you need to make rent this month, and we need to wrap things up. It's a win-win.
Listen, we tried.
Phew, you made it. Now we hope you take a long hard look at your priorities and decide whether or not this is all worth it.
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