15 times Siri was kind of a jerk

Siri, please chill.
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Brian Koerber
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Siri, please chill.

We all know that the iPhone’s personal assistant, Siri, has her fair share of fails. Although Siri does get a little better with every update, using it to complete normal tasks can be downright annoying.

But apart from Siri’s inability to help, she’s also kind of a jerk.


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1. Siri has no time for dumb math problems

2. Siri just doesn’t understand our sense of humor

3. How else do we explain this to you?

4. Siri claims that she was built to be sassy

5. Sometimes Siri takes things a bit too literally

6. Forget any type of romantic relationship

7. Siri will even try to ruin peoples’ love lives

8. If you’re thinking about jailbreaking your phone, Siri won’t be any help at all

9. Siri is secretly judging you

10. OK, now that’s just rude

11. We’re the ones that will be asking the questions, Siri

12. When compared to Microsoft’s Cortana, the evidence becomes more clear that Siri is just kind of a jerk

13. Not that Siri will even recognize its competitors

14. Don’t even think about asking Siri about cooking advice

15. But in the end, Siri really doesn’t even care what you think

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Brian Koerber

Brian was the Culture Editor and has been working at Mashable on the web culture desk since 2014.

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