Woman instantly regrets asking Siri if her crush will text her back

Talk about a backstab...
Woman instantly regrets asking Siri if her crush will text her back
Slowly but surely, Siri will chip away at all human interaction. Then the robot-revolution can begin... Credit: Shutterstock / tommaso79

Deep down we all knew Siri was a bad person.

A Twitter user's story about Siri has gone viral, because it turns out Siri is the villain in a '90s high school dramedy.

*Gasp* Siri how could you? No, seriously, how could it?

We tested it out here at Mashable, and got a similar result when asking if a contact would text us.

The Freudian interpretation would be that subconsciously Ceci wanted to send that text, but then again Freud never had an iPhone. And the cringing didn't end there...

Tricksy Siri claims another human victim.

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