A woman tweeted all the weird things her boyfriend said in his sleep
Caitlin's boyfriend was saying weird things in his sleep. So, naturally, she put all of them on the Internet.
Her Twitter, the aptly-named @Sleep_Sayings, documents the REM cycle ramblings of her partner, whom she refers to only as "Sir Lord Dick Pat."
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It's too soon to know for sure, but we think Sir Lord Dick Pat might have life all figured out. Why? For one thing, a slumbering Sir Lord Dick Pat is honest about his desires.
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And his priorities seem so clear.
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But ... he's a little nervous about his newfound fame.
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Not to worry, Sir LDP. We think you'll handle yourself just fine.
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Check out more of Sir Lord Dick Pat's sleepy sayings on Twitter.
[H/T: The Daily Mail]
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Chloe was the shopping editor at Mashable. She was also previously a culture reporter. You can follow her on Twitter at @chloebryan.
