Man hilariously rants a Starbucks milk mix-up that made him poop 11 times
Travel to the Visitor Posts section on any big food corporation's Facebook page, and you'll see complaint after complaint.
Since the internet is filled with every complaint possible, most of these posts are ignored by the masses, but when someone really rips into a company with a relatable offense, people tend to notice.
A man named Demit Strato left a scathing review for Starbucks on its main Facebook page after an alleged milk mix-up. According to Strato, he ordered a Venti iced coffee with soy milk, only to discover later that his soy milk was apparently regular milk.
"I've pooped 11 times since the A.M.," Strato wrote. "My bottom hurts from all the wiping. Do you think I enjoy soy milk? Does anyone enjoy soy milk? Really? I don't order soy mill [sic] because I'm bored and want my drink order to sound fancy. I order soy milk so that my bottom doesnt blast fire for 4 hours."
Much like his bathroom experience, the post exploded, generating over 59,000 comments and 139,000 likes at the time of writing.
Some people shared similar experiences, and others piled on with the Starbucks hate.
Others enjoyed the candid post.
Some piled on to question the authenticity of the post, noting that if he hated soy milk so much, he would probably notice if he was drinking regular milk.
Poopourri even used the opportunity to offer Strato some of its products.
Both Starbucks and Strato did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
