10 ways to prep for sex during swamp ass season
You're not alone -- summer lovin' can get a little ... sweaty.
Congratulations! It's swamp ass season, which means temperatures are high, crevices are full of sweat and "sex" has become synonymous with "a pungent Slip 'n Slide." This is nothing to be ashamed of because, yes, it is happening to literally everyone.
But if freshness is more your speed, never fear — there are plenty of ways to stave off swamp ass on even the most humid of days.
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1. Wear cotton underwear
They're breathable and absorbent. Plus, full cotton granny panties are cool as hell.
2. Bring some extra underwear
Always best to be prepared.
3. Freshen up with baby wipes
Nothing says "sex" like cleansing your crotch with a wet wipe. Woo-hoo!
4. Just have sex in the shower
Problem solved.
5. Move into a real swamp
Bonus: no one will ever bother you.
6. Use the apartment with the A/C unit
There's gotta be at least one between the two of you, right? If you already live together, sorry — please see step 5.
7. Make sure your partner is as sweaty as you are.
Before you get busy, challenge them to a jump rope contest or a game of Operation.
8. Encourage heavy calisthenics beforehand
That way, you'll be sweaty anyway, and your heart rate will be pumpin'. Win-win.
9. Two words: baby powder
10. Embrace the swamp ass
Hey, swamp ass happens to everyone. Just, like, do the sex and forget about it. Happy swamping!
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Chloe was the shopping editor at Mashable. She was also previously a culture reporter. You can follow her on Twitter at @chloebryan.
