Just when we thought we could move on, Tim Tebow homers in his first minor league at-bat
To paraphrase one Neil Young: Hey hey, my my, the Tim Tebow story will never die.
Just when we thought it was safe to move on with our lives and let Tebow's baseball dreams die a quiet death after his time in the Arizona Fall League, he goes and does this.
Tebow, a 29-year-old man playing Single A minor league ball, an opportunity that's pretty much never afforded any non-celebrity players pushing 30, had his first game today.
And ...
... in his first at-bat for the Columbia Fireflies, he hit a home run.
Seriously.
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No, for real. We're not kidding.
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This actually happened.
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He should've Tebowed at home plate, though. That would've been tight. Never forget Tebowing.
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How do you explain the unexplainable? Sometimes, kids, you just have to sit back in disbelief.
Sam Laird is Mashable's Senior Sports Reporter. He covers the wide, weird world of sports from all angles -- as well as occasional other topics -- from Mashable's San Francisco bureau. Before joining Mashable in November 2011, his freelance work appeared in publications including the New York Times, New York Times Magazine, Slam, and East Bay Express. Sam is a graduate of UC Berkeley and UC Santa Cruz, and basketball and burritos take up most of his spare time. Follow him on Twitter @samcmlaird.