Website curates all the stares from 'The Office' into a glorious 'stare machine'

When mankind gets to a point where it'll need a catalogue of human emotions, the U.S. version of The Office will do a great job of covering most of them.

But don't worry about building one, it's already here.

It's called "The Office Stare Machine" and will shoot back any emotion you so desire.

It's all delivered by the characters of the U.S. iteration of the comedy TV series, who'll happily (or miserably) break the fourth wall to do their thing.

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While the website will immediately suggest simple sentiments such as "happy" or "sad," it has a very broad taxonomy (there's 800 of them) of emotions that you can request.

Why not try pensive, or demonic, as we have below?

According to the website's FAQ, finding the 706 stares from The Office took website creator Joe Sabia 1.5 years.

They say it's an experiment that explores "the many nuances of visual expression through the beloved familiarity of our favorite office-dwelling TV icons.

"Consider this an intricate psychology test," reads the website.

Okay, we will.