We promise you've never seen The Rock and Kevin Hart like this

"Daddy will always love and protect your tiny little soul"
We promise you've never seen The Rock and Kevin Hart like this
LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 07: Dwayne Johnson (L) and Kevin Hart attend the 'Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle' UK premiere held at Vue West End on December 7, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by Jeff Spicer/Jeff Spicer/Getty Images) Credit: Jeff Spicer/Getty Images

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Kevin Hart's friendship just reached an new, unexpected level.

Last week, Johnson welcomed a new baby girl to the family and he shared a photo of his daughter on Instagram to his millions of fans, as one does when you're a bonafide film star and proud father.

But then on Sunday, he took that very photo and pushed it to new boundaries — boundaries that we didn't know it couldn't even go.

Basically, he shared a Photoshopped image of Hart taking the place of his new baby, crying face and all.

"To my beloved son, @kevinhart4real," Johnson wrote on Instagram.

"Twinkle Twinkle little Hart / I just don’t know where to start / Daddy will always love and protect your tiny little soul / Even though you were delivered directly out of the butthole."

Poetic words (and even more poetic hashtags) from the second highest paid actor of last year.

"The internet will forever be undefeated," Hart wrote as he reposted the image on his own Instagram feed. "This is hilarious as hell."

Some fans of the two co-stars agreed, sharing their love, and revulsion, for the beautifully reimagined moment.

Is this a secret plot point to Jumanji 2? We'll have to wait and see.

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