13 things only drunk people can do

A celebration of weekend you.
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Often drunk people are considered a nuisance to society. Not here, not today.

For now, we will celebrate our weekend alter-egos. The alter-egos society, our friends, parents and strangers alike have unanimously decided were the "worst version of ourselves." Let us take a moment away to examine what, when we are slurring our words and calling our engaged exes, we really bring to the table.

Here, friends, in this safe and supportive place, we celebrate all the things drunk people can do that no one else can.

1. Survive insane falls

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2. Truly dance like no one is watching

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3. Tell people how you really, really feel

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4. Stuff an entire pizza in your mouth

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5. Host Kathie Lee & Hoda

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6. Butt dial everyone in your phone

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7. Disregard what we've been taught and use the stairs how we please

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8. Be completely unaffected by weather conditions

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9. Forget about the crushing weight of capitalism and buy whatever we want

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10. Change moods at lightning speed

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11. Make friends with literally anyone

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12. Thinking we've lost something that is still in your pocket/bag/hand

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13. Fall asleep anywhere, anytime

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Be strong. Be proud. Be weekend you.

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