A couple's ruthless tipping policy is pissing off the internet
One couple's bizarre tipping policy has enraged the internet.
A screenshot of a Facebook post, tweeted by @pimpcey_, reveals a demeaning policy in which five $1 bills are placed on the table at the beginning of a meal and money is removed depending on the waitstaff's service.
The post -- seemingly written by a Batman villain or that guy who hunts men in The Most Dangerous Game -- describes leaving money in plain view of the waitstaff without explaining why it's on the table. If you don't get enough free bread, remove a dollar. Soon, the waiter/waitress will realize what's happening and provide better service.
You know, kind of like how Cesar Millan trains golden doodles to not take dumps on the carpet.
"All in all a great evening with my love and a good dinner experiment," the anonymous stingy tipper writes.
Okay, buddy!
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