Lifelike Tom Brady mask is straight out of Roger Goodell's fever dreams
Tom Brady still has three games until his harsh Deflategate suspension is over and he's allowed to return to the field.
Until then, fans will have to make due with this creepy, insanely accurate Brady mask.
The mask is part of a social project by Bleacher Report, and it was worn to Sunday's Patriots game against the Arizona Cardinals.
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The real hair, the fake sweat and the just-slightly-too-large size make the mask very disturbing to look at.
They say that if you look into its dead eyes for too long, Rob Gronkowski will appear behind you and make you go to a club with him.
Unfortunately for us and Roger Goodell, the creepy mask made an appearance on the Today show on Wednesday morning.
Please, real Tom Brady, please destroy this mask and restore order to our world.
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