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Man goes skinny dipping in shark tank, and he's lucky his ween didn't get bit off

This is ... not a good idea.

Some would call this stunt ... Adult Swim.

On Friday, a man decided to jump into the expansive 2.9 million liter tank at Ripley's Aquarium in Toronto, in the nude. The massive tank is the largest exhibit at the Canadian aquarium, and allows visitors to view stunning close-up views of sea turtles, sharks, and most recently, a human genitalia.

To the surprise and horror of aquarium guests, the underwater tank allowed a full frontal view of the man's junk. As he lazily backstroked among the marine life, a man in the background yelled, "Guy's really naked!"

Warning: The video linked below contains a full view of this man's penis. Watch at your own risk.

In another very, very NSFW video someone posted from the top of the tank, the man climbs out of the water to a rowdy crowd of onlookers. To the crowd's delight, he flops into the exhibit again with a poorly executed backflip. As the crowd cheers, fed up aquarium security storms over to admonish him.

According to CBC, Toronto police haven't been able to locate the man after he left the aquarium at the request of security. He could be charged with trespassing, mischief, and indecent exposure.

Although none of the animals were harmed during the stunt, Toronto police spokesperson Jenifferjit Sidhu called it "extremely dangerous."

"It put the man's safety in jeopardy, the safety of the marine animals and the safety of the staff who tried to get him out of the water," Sidhu told CBC.

The police have launched an investigation into the mystery aquarium skinny dipper.

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