The book 'Why Trump Deserves Trust, Respect and Admiration' isn't what you think

A giant, beautiful pile of nothing.
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Heather Dockray
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Post-election, Donald Trump supporters are asking Hillary Clinton backers to give the president-elect their support and respect -- without exactly explaining why he deserves it.

A new book titled Why Trump Deserves Trust, Respect and Admiration, written by "political analyst" David King, hopes to fill in that gap. The book bravely attempts to give readers a list of reasons why they should trust Trump -- and comes up with literally nothing.

The book, retailing at $7.99 on Amazon, is full of nothing but empty pages.

"These blank pages speak a thousand words, but feel free to use for notes," a footnote reads.

As the author explains in his write-up, "This book is full of blank pages. Despite years of research, we could not find anything to say on this subject, so please feel free to use this book for notes."

Amazon reviews for the book couldn't be more stellar:

By "a tremendous reader:"

"Now, I've read some books in my day. I really can read. I read a lot. I'm great at reading... the best. In fact, there are teenagers living in their parents' basements who can tell you all about it on Twitter. They know I'm fantastic. If anyone has anything to say otherwise, they're crooked crybabies . . ."

And according to Mary L. Doyle:

"Just amazing. Short sentences. But still good ones. And plus many of the short sentences are repeated. Amazing. You'll see. I'm telling you, it will open your eyes folks. Open your eyes. And so many won't want to read it. Because they can't handle it. Puny people. Puny. But when you do read it. I'm telling you. It will open your eyes. Trust me. Amazing, amazing book."

You can find this book on Amazon, or available free of charge in the saddest part of your heart.

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Heather Dockray

Heather was the Web Trends reporter at Mashable NYC. Prior to joining Mashable, Heather wrote regularly for UPROXX and GOOD Magazine, was published in The Daily Dot and VICE, and had her work featured in Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mic, and Gawker. She loves small terrible dogs and responsible driving. Follow her on Twitter @wear_a_helmet.

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