22 actual headlines from Trump's first month that sadly weren't written by 'The Onion'
It's becoming increasingly hard to distinguish headlines from a chummy satirical news site and those from the never-ending hellish dystopia we still call "America."
Just two months ago, Americans lived under an administration whose most salacious scandals involved a hypoallergenic family dog and "something something emails." Now, we live under a President who may or may not have paid Russian prostitutes to pee on him, could be a Kremlin puppet (?) and appointed a white nationalist in love with World of Warcraft to be in charge of National Security.
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Here are just a few headlines from the Trump-universe that should be Onion headlines, but sadly aren't:
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It hasn't even been a month.
Happy February everyone!
Topics Donald Trump
Heather was the Web Trends reporter at Mashable NYC. Prior to joining Mashable, Heather wrote regularly for UPROXX and GOOD Magazine, was published in The Daily Dot and VICE, and had her work featured in Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mic, and Gawker. She loves small terrible dogs and responsible driving. Follow her on Twitter @wear_a_helmet.
