The internet casts 'Trump-Russia: The Movie' so Hollywood doesn't have to

Please nobody make this movie.
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Heather Dockray
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The internet casts 'Trump-Russia: The  Movie' so Hollywood doesn't have to
James Comey's face expresses how we feel about a movie about Trump and Russia. Credit: AP/REX/Shutterstock

There's a fine line between the current state of American politics and a movie so bad not even Delta would show it.

The House Intelligence Committee's hearing with FBI director James Comey on Monday was easily one of the most surreal moments in American history/CSPAN-3 in recent memory. A presidential campaign under investigation for potentially colluding with a foreign adversary. An FBI Director rejecting the POTUS' claim that the former POTUS illegally wiretapped him.

Not even John Grisham could imagine a plotline so apocalyptic as this -- so the people must instead.

Shortly after the Comey hearing, journalist Sarah Kendzior began to speculate who would play who in #TrumpRussiaTheMovie and Twitter filled in the rest. Here's their best guesses as well, as a few of our own.

Donald Trump

You already know.

Via Giphy

Carter Page

Rudy Giuliani

James Comey

Kyle Chandler as James Comey

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Steve Bannon

Rex Tillerson

Paul Manafort

Roger Stone

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Mike Flynn

Sergey Kilsyak

Jeff Bridges as Sergey Kislyak

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Kellyanne Conway

Devin Nunes

Young Seth Rogen as Devin Nunes

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Sebastian Gorka

Sean Spicer

Adam Schiff

You're welcome, Hollywood. Now someone get Mr. Peanut's agent on the phone.

Topics Donald Trump

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Heather Dockray

Heather was the Web Trends reporter at Mashable NYC. Prior to joining Mashable, Heather wrote regularly for UPROXX and GOOD Magazine, was published in The Daily Dot and VICE, and had her work featured in Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mic, and Gawker. She loves small terrible dogs and responsible driving. Follow her on Twitter @wear_a_helmet.

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