Trump's ties are already long, but this Twitter account makes them even longer

We assume they are still secured with Scotch tape.
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Chloe Bryan
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Donald Trump's ties are too long, too low, and held together with Scotch tape, so they can't get any weirder, right? Wrong. Did you really forget about Photoshop?

Yes, the noble Twitter account @TrumpsTies is doctoring photos to make Trump's ties -- which are, again, already long -- appear extremely long. Long as, say, the list of people he has offended, or the list of his associates with ties to Russia.

The Photoshopper also realizes that, if a tie is comically long, it's gotta go somewhere so Trump doesn't trip -- atop a table, for example. Or in Melania's hand like a periwinkle leash. Or draped across the nice shoulders of Justin Trudeau.

Bet they're all still made in China, though.

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Chloe was the shopping editor at Mashable. She was also previously a culture reporter. You can follow her on Twitter at @chloebryan.

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