16 best tweets of the week, including Thicken Nugget, male fridge, and Pentagon Subway

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Look out: June is almost done. We're through another week in summertime, which seem to pass faster than weeks in other seasons but...oh well.

We celebrate the week's end in a particular way around here: We collect good tweets. It's nice to have a laugh or two as the weekend kicks off. And this was an especially good week for funny tweets, thankfully.

So, please, enjoy the 16 best tweets of the week.


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1. His head would absolutely blast off into outer space

2. Thicken. Nugget.

3. Every man has lived like this. Every last one.

4. Beautiful observation

5. What a beautiful few months we had, though

6. ...It was only a kiss, right?

7. From this point forward, I will be calling a hole a shovel's creation

8. And what an important quest, to boot

9. Frankly Fives Out must happen

10. Oh no, oh no, no, no what do you do?

11. Some things are just more important than developing a crush

12. Good for this stepdad. Very wholesome.

13. A beautiful tribute to a father

14. I...I need this to happen

15. Obligatory dril tweet

16. And finally, this

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Tim Marcin
Associate Editor, Culture

Tim Marcin is an Associate Editor on the culture team at Mashable, where he mostly digs into the weird parts of the internet. You'll also see some coverage of memes, tech, sports, trends, and the occasional hot take. You can find him on Bluesky (sometimes), Instagram (infrequently), or eating Buffalo wings (as often as possible).

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