We turned the key UK election figures into glorious Top Trump cards

Top Trumps make everything better.
 By  Sam Haysom and Vicky Leta  on 

It's a simple fact of life that while nobody much likes politicians, everybody likes Top Trumps.

No British childhood was complete without a memory or two of those sweet, sweet cards.

In order to make the UK general election a teeny bit more palatable, we decided to condense the key facts about various party leaders into Top Trump form.

From Tim Farron's spaniel-smelling skills to Paul Nuttall's (lack of) name-remembering skills, here are some of their most important rankings...

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Sam Haysom

Sam Haysom is the Deputy UK Editor for Mashable. He covers entertainment and online culture, and writes horror fiction in his spare time.

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