Niece's adorable note to her uncle is something you must read

P.S. I farted in the envelope.
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Brian Koerber
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Being an uncle is a heartwarming experience without all the responsibility. Honestly, as an uncle, I can say that it's pretty great.

As an uncle, Redditor InfoSecPeezy has somewhat of a tradition with his niece. The two have been mailing each other letters since she could write her name. It's been a while since InfoSecPeezy has received a letter, but today he received a doozy.

The letter may be a little hard to read, so we transcribed it for you.

Dear Uncle Nemesis,

Hi There!

How are you doing? I am fabulous.

I have earned ten dollars and I am going to buy spend it all on candy that I will stash in my room. Not much has happened, but I will keep you posted. I regret to inform you, that the last time I saw you, I could not deliver my booger, so, I will put it on the bottom of the page.

The little girl closed her letter by putting a booger above where she signed her name, and topped it off with a special surprise.

"P.S. I farted in the envelope," she wrote.

Brutal.

One redditor suggested that he save it to read at her wedding reception, and InfoSecPeezy responded by saying he's going to get it framed, booger and all.

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Brian was the Culture Editor and has been working at Mashable on the web culture desk since 2014.

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