Pun-filled Valentine's Day cards that will make your loved one smile
Whether it's for Valentine's Day, an anniversary, or just because, love is always best expressed with humor -- even if it's an eye-rolling worthy pun.
With Valentine's Day right around the corner, here are a few of Etsy's best puns for your loved ones.
"I Chews You"
Know any Star Wars romantics? This card features a grinning watercolor sketch of everyone's favorite wookiee. Now you can say "I chews you" with the help of Chewbacca himself.
You can find this card at gingerlyjevelyn's Etsy shop. The shop also include other Star Wars-themed cards and hand drawn calligraphy.
"Loving you Is Yeezy"
Give your Valentine the gift of Kanye this year with this "Loving you Is Yeezy" card. It has a pink-lipped Kanye himself on a simple backdrop.
You can find this card at HODLONDON's Etsy shop, which also has romantic Drake cards and naughty Teletubbies messages.
"You're otterly amazing"
Sea otters have been spotted holding hands with each other, perhaps so they don't drift apart while they sleep. You can hold hands with your significant otter with this adorable message.
You can find this card at clarecorfieldcarr's Etsy shop.
"Let's Bone"
Here's a more explicit card, if you're looking to strip down this Valentine's Day. And by strip down, we mean to your bare bones. This skeletal card depicts two smiling skeletons in a boney embrace.
You can find this card at OXHIP's online shop.
"You octopi my heart"
Let your Valentine know that they octopi your heart with this adorable cephalopod. The original illustration features an octopus surrounded by hearts.
You can find this card on FigandDate's shop on Etsy. The shop also sells watercolor prints of mountain landscapes and custom wooden magnets.
"You're one in a melon"
Valentine's Day is in the middle of the winter, but remind your significant other how special they are with this summer card. Bright watermelon slices surround a punny message, letting the recipient know that they're one in a million -- or, melon.
You can find this card on RosieRosieLou's Etsy shop, which has a variety of pun-filled cards.
"I don't wanna blow this but..."
Got a crush you've been dying to ask out for Valentine's Day? Confess your feelings with this adorable card adorned with hearts and whales. The inside of the card reads, "I whaley like you."
You can find this card, and others of cute animals and cheesy puns, on FunUsualSuspects' Etsy shop. The shop also sells handmade clay plant holders of sloths and jellyfish.
"You are my Perfect Match"
With apps like Tinder and Bumble, so many people are meeting their other half through swipes. If you met your "perfect match" on one, express your love with this sweet card.
AdventureofLetters also has hand-lettered messages and sneaker themed greeting cards.
"Love you watts and watts"
Express your love for the light of your life with this fun message. The minimalist design has "love" and "you" written into the lightbulbs. Even better, the paper the card is printed on is eco-friendly and sustainable. You can find this card, and other environmentally friendly prints, on WeeBlueCoo's online shop.
"I have strong felines for you"
Let the cat person in your life know about your strong feelings -- or felines -- for them with this card. It depicts three cats carrying a very large heart, with the message "I have strong felines for you." You can find this card on ReigningCatsAndDogs1's Etsy shop.
"I long for your bottom"
For risqué card with a nerdy twist, check out Paper Avenue Shop. This is the perfect card for any Harry Potter fan who had a crush on Neville Longbottom. The minimalist drawing of the Gryffindor has his arms crossed. PaperAvenueShop on Etsy also has Marauder's Map cards and custom pencils embossed with spells from Harry Potter.
"My heart only beets for you"
Dwight K. Schrute isn't the most romantic character on The Office, but he has his moments. Give your significant other a card of TV's favorite beet farmer/paper salesman and let them know that your heart only beets for them.You can find this card on CardinalCreativeCo's Etsy shop, which also sells pop culture-inspired cards. Designs include quotes from Netflix's Big Mouth and characters from Stranger Things.
"Aloe you very much"
Instead of a conventional card, consider a three dimensional felt gift instead. This fabric aloe plant, sewn onto an embroidery hoop, has a sweet message stamped on to it.
ForeverFeltDesigns' Etsy shop also sells felted succulents and cacti -- perfect for those who have trouble keeping their plants alive.
"I think you're mermazing"
For the nautically-minded loves in your life, here's an adorable mermaid pun. The card even comes with a little charm necklace for a reminder of the recipient's mermazing qualities.
You can find this card on RockshoreAccessories's Etsy shop, which sells a variety of pun-inspired jewelry.
