There's now a vibrator that will order you a pizza when you, um, finish
Forget friends with benefits -- now, there's GrubHub with benefits.
CamSoda, the adult entertainment site, is releasing a vibrator called the RubGrub that orders the user a large cheese pizza from Domino's after they orgasm.
Yes, it's an actual vibrator that actually gets you a pizza. The toy has a button that's similar to the Amazon Dash, which is connected to the user's phone and is pre-programmed with payment and delivery information.
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After you finish buzzing, just push the button at the base of your RubGrub, and poof! A cheesy post-climax delight is headed to your door.
Their slogan is "Get off, and get stuffed!" But is a giant pizza really what you want most after a little quality time with a sex toy?
In a statement, Daryn Parker, CamSoda's VP, said the answer is yes: "Masturbation, while ultimately enjoyable, can be a strenuous physical activity during which an individual exerts a lot of energy and burns many calories. Inevitably, once someone has climaxed, they feel lethargic and hungry."
Hmm. Well, either way, it's an enjoyable concept. And it's not the first time CamSoda has had a little fun with a sex toy. The company is also behind Bitcast, the interactive sex toys that vibrate based on how much the value of various cryptocurrencies rise and fall.
But if you're not into needlessly complex masturbation habits, or if the very fact of knowing a fresh hot pizza is on the way gets you off, CamSoda's RubGrub can be yours for $19.95. The company also plans to expand its cuisine selection to include Mexican and Chinese take-out too.
The future is now, folks, and it is...delicious.
