25 super weird, cheap gifts to get you uninvited to next year's Christmas party
Sometimes you just want to say f*ck it.
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Sometimes you just want to say f*ck it.
Holiday shopping can be stressful - especially when you're broke.
Between trying to find the perfect gift and not breaking your tiny budget, it's easy to think, "What if I never had to do this again?"
Here are 25 gift ideas under $5 almost guaranteed to get you uninvited to next year's Christmas party.
1. 50 Piece Message in a Bottle Capsule
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Price: $2.31
2. Four Piece Novelty Bone Ballpoint Pen
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Price: $1.84 + $0.50 shipping
3. Yonger Vent Human Face Anti-stress Ball
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Price: $3.96
4. Amurleopard Unisex Barbarian Knit Beanie Octopus
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Price: $4.22 - $9.15
5. I Fart In Yoga Class Car Decal
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Price: $4.99
6. Hail Satan Button Badge
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Price: $3.00
7. Luchador Bottle Opener
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Price: $4.99
8. BIAL Massage Facial Massager
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Price: $4.90
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9. Lucky Penny With Tennessee Cut Out
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Price: $0.99
10. Loftus Your Number 2 Pen!
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Price: $4.56
11. Moustache Avocado Planner Clip
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Price: $4.00+
12. Trojan Dash Button
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Price: $4.99
13. Dill Pickle Mints
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$3.65
14. Poo-leaf Forest Green Grass-blade Ballpoint Silicon Grass Pen
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Price: $3.10
15. Dancing Boob Wind Up Toy
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Price: $2.10
16. It's Going Tibia Okay Bottle Opener
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Price: $3.99
17. Christmas Fancy Dress Turkey Hat
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Price: $2.77
18. Unicorn Poop Lip Balm
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Price: $4.00
19. Stick
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Price: $0.63
20. TY Beanie Baby Soft Plastic Tag Protector Case
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Price: $0.99
21. Metal Alloy Lord Darth Vader Beer Bottle Opener
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Price: $3.65
22. Loftus Gross Party Pooper Fake Poo Toy
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Price: $4.15
23. Felt Eggs
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Price: $0.64
24. Vintage Dog Puppy in a Straw Country Hat Figurine
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Price: $4.00
25. Rubber Band Snowflake
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Price: $0.50
