Man compiles random texts from his wife into one hilarious collage

'Dude I need a muffin, find me one.'
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Brian Koerber
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"Dude I need a muffin, find me one."

Random texts like this to your significant other will probably seem normal given some context, but take the rest of the conversation away and you're left with ridiculously funny statements.

Redditor davidvanbeveren decided to compile a year's worth of random text messages from his wife into one hilarious collage, which range from NSFW confessions to normal relationship texts, such as, "OMG DIE IN A FIRE." 


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Davidvanbeveren submitted the artwork to r/funny, but we're pretty sure his wife won't even know because one text clearly states that she doesn't use the site.

Love is a beautiful thing. 

UPDATE: Feb. 20, 2016, 5:49 p.m. EST If you've enjoyed David's wife's sense of humor, be on the lookout for her upcoming comics at r/KarmaBeDamed. Apparently someone is a Redditor.


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