We made the Young Pope an online dating profile just in case

He might need it!
 By 
Chloe Bryan
 on 
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HBO’s The Young Pope has not yet premiered in the U.S., but we just feel like we know him, you know?

Despite disturbing reports that Pope Pius XIII (Jude Law) is not as cool as our memes had hoped, one big thing we feel like we know about him is that he might have sex. The show is on HBO, after all -- there's gotta be a temptation plot line, right?

So we thought we'd go ahead and make this younger-than-average pope an online dating profile. Just in case.

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Good luck out there, young pope!

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Chloe Bryan

Chloe was the shopping editor at Mashable. She was also previously a culture reporter. You can follow her on Twitter at @chloebryan.

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