Bake 'Game of Thrones' cookies, because you have to do something to keep meaning in your life

Another season of Game of Thrones has come and gone—leaving a giant dragon-shaped hole in our hearts (and images of Jon Snow’s butt burned into our eyelids). As we eagerly anticipate its return, it’s important to do everything you can to keep the spirit of fandom alive. You know, by doing stuff like baking a ton of GoT-themed cookies and giving them to your friends. For which, you'll need this laser-engraved rolling pin —to turn boring old sugar cookies into precious artifacts from Westeros.

Each pin is embossed with tons of different cut-outs, giving you the chance to recreate entire scenes from the show (again, made entirely of cookies.)

Does this rolling pin cure cancer or provide a truly vital function to the survival of the human race? No, it does not. But, also: literally what else are you going to do with your life until the comes back? That’s what we thought. Get a Game Thrones rolling pin now for only $28.99.