No one is more over the Shorty Awards than presenter Adam Pally

Adam Pally just wants to know what's going on.
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Shelby Slauer
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No one is more over the Shorty Awards than presenter Adam Pally
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The Shorty Awards, an awards show for social media brands and influencers, are fine. If you care about them, great, but if you don't, life goes on.

But not according to Adam Pally.

Adam Pally hates the Shorty Awards with all his heart, and made it very clear at last night's 10th annual show. When presenting "Best Overall Instagram," he called the award itself a "glass vagina," and said, "A career highlight will be when I'm done."

With burns like these, let's just get Adam Pally to host the White House Correspondent's Dinner next year where he'll be more constructive?

He then goes into a rant about how it's not impressive that he's giving an award to a brand, and tells his crowd, "if you want me to host next year, hard pass."

Who forced Adam Pally to talk at The Shorty Awards? And should we check to see how they're doing now?

In his defense, the background sound the audience makes as he speaks sounds nothing like the Oscars. But my god, sir, lay off the accomplishments of popular teens and like, Moon Pie.

Adam Pally's bit starts at an hour and 34 minutes in the video above and lasts until an hour and 45 minutes, and make sure to stay until the end to see Adam Pally be escorted off the stage.

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Shelby Slauer

Shelby does standup in NYC and contributes writing to nice places. Someday she wants a nice back porch. Follow her on Twitter or check out her website, why don't you.


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