Forget Europe: It's all about America first, Australia second now

Various countries in Europe are clamouring to be America's number two, albeit with their tongue firmly in their cheek.

But we all know second place is a spot reserved for the United States most ever-loyal and long-suffering BFF, Australia.

Remember the good old days (pre-disastrous presidential phone call) when Americans laughed at Aussies' weird accents and knife-wielding abilities?

Look, Australia knows the Netherlands did a mighty fine job of convincing America it should be second. And maybe the Danish too.

Just don't forget your old buddy. Your old pal Australia. Please watch this video from Australian show The Weekly to prove that they should definitely be number two.