Thought American Psycho couldn’t get more, well...psycho?
Thanks to YouTube channel NeonFlareify, the infamous fictional investment banker/serial killer has a new tool with which to try and one-up his fellow finance bros: The Apple Card, in all its laser-etched glory. Because it’s 2019, and business cards are so yesterday.
The edit seamlessly brings the scene into modernity, with Bateman and his squad of hair-slicked elites taking turns showing off their cards in a not-so-subtle showing of finance culture gamesmanship.
If the Apple Card re-imagining is any indication, it won’t be long before we’re all drooling over our new status symbols, sure to be available in a variety of colors. “That’s hubcap,” we’ll say, highlighting the card’s metallic shade. But don’t forget all the other options that will undoubtedly be available: Steel, aged platinum, thundercloud, off-titanium, ice pigeon, gra -- yeah, they’re all the same color. But no less “tastefully thicc.”
Topics Apple
