Chattanooga authorities are currently searching for an innovative criminal who stole a 12-pack of beer — by stuffing the case up her skirt and, we presume, wobbling away like a penguin.
She also paid for less than a dollar of gas using the gas station's "take a penny, leave a penny" jar, because criminals need to stay on brand.
“She was the original thigh master, you know?” gas station owner Tim Winters said.
Couldn't have said it better ourselves.
