Look, understanding cryptocurrency can be confusing. We here at Mashable are dedicated to helping our readers understand the complexities of this new form of currency and how it affects our day-to-day lives.
But even we are having our collective minds blown by this video, an "explainer" of cryptocurrency created by Botnik Studios that was "written using predictive keyboards trained on dozens of Bitcoin explainers."
And the results are as insane as you might expect:
"To understand how bitcoin transactions are created, randomly pick a number between 1 and 30,000. Now spend that amount of money on Ethereum."
"Despite the risk, one benefit of bitcoin is that you can upload a version of your future self on the dark net."
"The popular form of bitcoin is the 'Wild Richard.'"
You get the idea: absolute nonsense poetry.
Don't worry, though. If you need to cleanse your mind and get the real ins-and-outs of crypto down straight, we've got you covered.
